Score: 9

"The stuff legends are made of."

submission: Rush 2 ++

date: September 27, 2005

Again I bow to your supremecy in the mystic art of smooth flash animation; Loved it. Have my children? =3

Score: 10

"Ow, my FUCKING head/eyes!"

submission: Sonic'sQuestForPower3(P2)

date: September 15, 2005

.....FUCKING OW! Okay, the fighting was jaw dropping, but honestly, man. I haven't seen anything more seizure inducing since Krinkles invented Tricky Madeness, which.. is named something else now, but still! That's some seizure inducing shit man! Caaaalm dooown! You've got the element down, though, I liked it... since I'm an action junkie I can appreciate the more fighting, less talking thing. Voice acting was a -little- rough. It was like you were trying to be loud and clear, but you didn't want to wake up your parents or something, lol. Good shit though, calm down on the speed/colors. I would watch it again, but my fucking head hurts now.

Score: 10

"Ooooomfg~"

submission: Sheik's a woman?

date: September 9, 2005

Omg, did you see the look on Link's face?!? He was poking all "Now, where the f*ck did THESE come from?"

or "How the hell did she hide these..?"

ROFLCOPTER material at it's best.

Score: 10

"Oh....'kay.."

submission: MEANWHILE...

date: June 7, 2005

I want my mommy!

Score: 10

"Lol, truly living up to the name 'Sick'"

submission: My Year with the Dragon

date: May 10, 2005

Okay, I truly, have no comments for this, but I felt compelled to write a review. I admit, I'm laughing at it, but that's because I have an open mind to all sorts of humor, sick as they come. But.. I think you should lay off the Pills for a while, ne? ^^;

Score: 10

"It saddens me.."

submission: Stop Crying - Part 1

date: May 10, 2005

It really saddens me to know that there will always be one or more idiots out there going; "Hey, I know what I'll do. I'll do the exact opposite of what everyone else is saying just to piss them off! Hahahaha, I'm so cool because I'm the only guy who's going to laugh at someone's misfortune! I'm a genuis!" it's these type of Emo/Goth/Trendsetter wannabe's that piss me off the most. Rhinox and John, you two sadden me greatly. It's my biggest wish to watch you both die in some horrible car crash that permanantly disfigures you, then you'll see just how 'funny' it is to laugh at someone's misfortune.

Getting back to the reality; I know you've heard the 'I've been through it to.' bit thouhsands of times, but no one's been through the same thing as another person has, it's different each time around, alot of us say it to make you feel better, even though it's probably not the best approach to go, "Oh, hey, you shouldn't be crying. It happened to me and I'm a giant bag of sunshine!" but, y'know, it's hard to tell how you feel, but you're strong enough to share you story, and that alone makes you a great person, keep up the work, I loved the story and the animations and voiceovers.

Score: 10

"I bow before you."

submission: Sky Boarder III

date: February 6, 2005

Dude... you seriously have me jealous. All this time I had hopes of making a good flash game but then... -this- comes! Addicting, fun, music, graphics, style.. this has it all. And I bow to your superior riddling skills.. some of these objectives are hard shit to figure out... nice. You've got what it takes to be an awesome game designer. Keep it up 5/5

Score: 9

"....Hmmm."

submission: Particle Eminem

date: February 3, 2005

-Takes a rather large sip of his coffee before blinking several times.-

Just another one of those days, eh?

Score: 10

"Truly a god among men you are!"

submission: 8-Bitch5: EvilOnTheAttack

date: January 31, 2005

I have never laughed so hard in my life since I've visited Newgrounds. Owned. There's no other way to say it.. I couldn't even finish watching it because I was choking on my spit! Marry me and have my sister's babies! XD!!!!!!!

Score: 10

"....Hm."

submission: xkittyfroggymeowmeow

date: October 26, 2004

*Sips his coffee, staring at the flash.* .....Hm.. *Sips his coffee and directs his attention to the left, to see if anyone's watching* ....Hm.

*Looks back to the flash, then to Dan* ....Yup.. *Stares at the flash then chuckles*

Just one of those days, eh Dan?